Omg I need more friends STAT.
Who wants to be my pizza friend?
I want to call all of my friends my pizza friends. 8I
mika, jade, val im looking at you
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So inspirational. I love this blog so much.
“What is love. Baby please don’t hurt me any more.”
Um. Okay. Looks like someone used Google Translate.
holy shit oh WOW
The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha
The picture alone was funny but now, with the comments, this is wonderful.
The comments. OMG
Reblogging purely for the comment.
THEN.
SEE KIDS THIS IS WHY GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT.
so that’s where the notes came from
oh my god 30+ notes
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